Wednesday, January 17, 2007

I need to lose some weight

But where to start? I've heard of a great new way to shake off a few pounds. What do you think. Would this 'methode' be money wasted?

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Tuesday, January 16, 2007

I want one!

I'd like an iPhone because it combines multiple gadgets in one. There is an option of an iPhone for the not so fortunate, like myself. I'd go with duct tape though.

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Monday, January 08, 2007

Parking, day and night

Watching a parking lot is like watching paint dry. Except when they speed up the traffic. :)

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Thursday, January 04, 2007

Monkey business

Sorry to rehash an old quote like this but in my line of work it seems very true as well.
"We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true." - Robert Wilensky

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And the winner was...

It's just staggering how daft people get. Didn't their mothers tell them not to stick your head in a plastic bag? Even my mother told me not to hit a grenade with a sledgehammer. Just as well, I'm now reconsidering jumping through a mine field on a Pogo Stick.

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Wednesday, January 03, 2007


Hayley and I have just bought a very nice food processor. It's the bees-knees as they say down our way. However, you'll never catch me doing this with it! I know I'm not a total fanboy because I didn't spontaneously burst into tears. I did wince, that's normal right?

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